waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!