kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(via theatreisreligion)

bigbardafree:

have you ever started hating a character because someone you dont like really likes that character

(via crazyassshenanigans)

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

image

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

(Source: pyrooar, via daughter-of-zeus-and-a-huntress)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: queerspectres, via queen-of-neverpan)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via theatreisreligion)

undercount:

rowrz:

abseunt:

Suck my ass?

Suck my ass.

maybe suck my ass can be our always 

(via lepurplepolitician)

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

(via queen-of-neverpan)

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